A Random RP for the fun of it

PIC -
NAME - Woofie
INFO - A talking wolf
EXTRA - Likes to have fun and is a female

PIC -
NAME - Halves
INFO - A talking wolf
EXTRA - Is friends with Woofie and is a guy

PIC -
NAME - Wintermint
INFO - A talking Unicorn
EXTRA - Hangs out with the wolves and is a female

PIC -
NAME - Lori
INFO - A zombie
EXTRA - Is a chick

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PIC -
NAME - Kooki
INFO - A Crazy Monkey
EXTRA - Is a Guy

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PIC -
NAME - Rini
INFO - Daughter of the Zombie
EXTRA - Brought the Zombie back from the dead and is a crazy ho

Lori walked around kicking random little children with the leg that she pulled off of her. She was hopping around on one foot waving the other around her head as she wacked each passing kid or person with it.

Kooki was sitting in a tree in the city park. He was jumping and screeching before he yelled. "I got to take a dump," He started to poo in his hand and thew the poo at passing people

Woofie was running from Halves in the park, "Can't catch me," she shouted as she continued to run.

Halves chased Woofie, "Yes I can," he howled and continued to chase Woofie with the air in his face.

Wintermint was grazing on some grass in the park as she watched the wolves play tag with each other.

Rini looked at her mother and said. "Mom what the hell are you doing?"

"Slapping brats with my foot? Do you want me to summon the underworld to kill them. No No you don't," Lori said.

Kooki threw poo in Lori's hair and then where Wintermint was eating.

Woofie ran back around and then bumped into Rini, "Owww,"

Halves ran into Woofie, "HA, I told you I would get you,"

Wintermint looked at Kooki and said, "Hi,"

"Hey mom I got bumped in to," Rini said.

"Hey bumping in to people is rude. And I have a leg because I'm dead," Lori said

"HI DO YOU WANT POO?" Kooki asked.

Woofie paw slapped Halves, "NUH UH, it is cause this lady got in my way,"

Halves grinned, "Awww but Woofie, it is fair and square. Quit blaming people,"

Wintermint shook her head, "Uhh no thank you, I'm fine with grass,"

Rini looked at Lori.

Lori poked Woolfie with her foot.

"OMG YOU DON'T WANT POO," Kooki said as he fell out of the tree.

Woofie hugged Halves because she was startled and tried to grabbed anything, "SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,"

Halves smiled and wagged his tail, "Awww Woofie I never knew you felt that way. But if you really want to, bend over and let's get this done"

Wintermint shook her head and galloped away from Kookie

"THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT IN PUBLIC," Rini yelled.

"DON'T USE MY FOOT," Lori said.

Kooki came running behind Wintermint and threw poo but some missed and hit Halves' tail by mistake.

Woofie let go of Halves, "I am not going to fuck you in public,"

Halves looked at his tail and looked at Kooki, "You ruined my tail, I'm gonna eat you," he locked Kooki and ran towards him

Wintermint galloped to Rini and Woofie, "Who is the monkey?"

Kooki," Rini said.

"He's a bit crazy. See he suffers from ADD," Lori said.

"Come get me you you," Kooki said as he climbed up a tree and thew poo at Halves

Woofie looked at Rini and Lori, "Who are you?"

Halves dodged the poo, "I'm gonna go fuck my bitch," he wiped his tail in the grass, "It smells," he walked to the pond

Wintermint nodded, "Well he is very crazy,"

"I am Rini and this is my mother Lori." Rini said.

"See I'm a zombie she brought me back using VOODOO. Voodoo is good. Sad thing now I'm blue," Lori said.

"Bitches and hos," Kooki thew poo in the pond and then more on Halves.

Woofie nodded, "Ohhhh okay,"

Halvesgot hit in the back of the head, "GO GET LAID," he jumped in the pond

Wintermint said, "VooDoo made you blue?"

"Noo it made her come back to life," Rini said.

"It made me blue too. I didn't teach her good Voodoo. I must teach her more so I am a normal colored person. But now I can call on the hecks of the world," Lori said.

Kooki went over to Woofie and said. "Your pretty,"

Woofie looked at Kooki, "Aww Thanks,"

Halves dove underwater and washed his tail, he then surfaced and began to scrub his head

Wintermint nodded, "Hecks, sounds like a nice place,"

"I wanna go but she won't let me," Rini said.

"It is a nice place. Rini you are too much of a whore to go. You'll get raped," Lori said.

"Can I pet you. My hands are clean," Kooki rubbed his hands in the damp grass and then they were spotless.

Woofie shrugged, "I guess,"

Halves got out of the water and shook himself, he looked at Kooki, "DON'T TOUCH MY BITCH,"

Wintermint shook her head, "Rape isn't good in hecks, you can get pregnant with devil babies,"